Some people annoy the shit out of me.

7:30am start.

Here's a list of the shit things that annoyed me today:

- had to show a man how to use the photocopy machine - ended up doing the whole thing for him

- lady asked for labels, directed her to isle 3 second 1/2 on the left hand side - she went up aisle 2 and later told me I told her the wrong isle

- tried to show a couple how to print photos - ended up getting called every 2mins and eventually did the whole thing for them

- had to show a lady how to use the self serve copier when she cbf'd waiting 20mins for 300 copies, she ended up taking at least 45mins on the self serve coz the dumb woman didnt take staples out and her papers kept getting jammed

- had to listen to her yell in a bogan voice at her kids every 5mins coz they kept touching shit and running round the store

- later had to mop up the 2 tea bags and spilt coffee her son tipped all over our floor and on display digital photo frames worth over $200 (they didnt tell us either - how do i know this? b/c i thought i was being nice when i showed her son how to make himself a hot chocolate. i was wrong. the mess was found right after they left. how convenient.)

- found more hidden coffee with a shit load of sugar mixed with water and milk in btwn the kodak machines and the digital photo frames - had to clean that up too

- went through 50 different types of pens with an ungrateful bitch who demanded i look for everything on a list her son gave her - i didnt. she got narky and i left.

- got harrassed by a man who bought a printer but tried to return it after our returns date.

- helped to take out a chair for a customer to have them park on the other side of the parking lot and not help me lift the damn thing into their boot (the box clearly shows 2 ppl lifting it) in the friggn cold ass weather

lots more shit things happened but these are the ones that topped my list.

All in a day's work.

Sleepless

Fuck.

I think there's something wrong with me. (whats new?)
As of lately I've been trying my best to regulate my sleeping habits because of my uni timetable and because I'm trying to clean up my life of the non ciggies, non drugs and alcohol (kidding on the alcho).

Fewer days = earlier hours = need more sleep.

The past couple of nights I've been sleeping before 12 in hope of being able to wake up at 7 or even 8am. (This is a great achievement in my books seeing as my body's use to an average of 10 or so hours of sleep) One night I stayed awake until 1 - something lying in my bed after jumping in around 11-something and I didnt even eat anything before I slept.

I know I'm deficient in however many categories there are; iron, protein and iron? But I cant really be bothered waiting for 3 friggn hours, surrounded by real sick people to be seen for 10mins, then told to do A and repeat the whole process again.

This self-help thing I've got going hasnt really worked at all. I still feel like shit when I get up early. I'll give it till the end of this semester because I have to and hopefully next semester wont be as bad.

Next step? Healthy eating. pfftz. [ Baby steps - "healthier eating"]

(Unknown word: aka Diet)

Unknown word is not in my vocabulary.

Kids

Girls arent totally innocent.

So while the boys are "pissing up the wall"

we're throwing wet tissue balls on the ceiling.

Either way, all children are delinquents.

Wanker

To the fucker in the ute,

You ran over some poor womans laptop today.
But you were too busy speeding away to give a shit.