As of lately...
I've been in a shit place.
Not depressed, just feeling a little down I guess?
Like most Tuesdays, I took the train home with Kevin today.
While catching up on what's been going on in each others lives...
Kevin introduced me to this new website...
www.fmylife.com
(yes, the "f" stands for fuck ummm maaa! lol)
In a nutshell its a site where people post all the shit things that happen to them. It's kinda like that site that Ann told us about that shows peoples failed youtube clip attempts.
Here's a taste of what brightened up my day: (as is on the site)
Today, an ant bit my penis. That was the first 'mouth' to ever touch it. FML
Today, I was having cybersex via webcam with my boyfriend. Trying to be as sexy as I could, I started sucking on my finger. Judging by the look on my boyfriend's face, he was getting really into it. As I started getting into it too, I shoved my finger too far down and puked all over my laptop. FML
Today, my family was talking about how people's hair goes gray when they get old. My grandma mentioned that she was initially attracted to my grandpa because of his red hair and was sad when it turned gray. "It's ok," she continued, "his pubic hair is still red." FML
Today, I was on the London underground. My feet were aching, so I really wanted a seat. A mother and child got off the train and I heard her say, 'why didn't you wait?' Going to sit down I wondered what he was supposed to wait for, then proceeded to sit in his (still warm) piss. FML
People also rate these under "i agree, your life if f***ed" or "you deserve that one".
Thankyou Kevin.
I havent laughed and smiled so much in a while. (^__________^)
p.s I only laughed at genuine ones, there are some sad ones.
