Shopping with the folks + 1

Shopping at Preston Market with your parents and aunty requires a lot of mental energy.
I was appointed the glorious tasks of chauffeur and trolley girl.
So during the process of conserving mental and physical energy and maning the goods I was made to wait by a small cd store with my dad while the other women browsed.

Here's a sample poster (and by far the best one of the lot):

'Lita', Im sure 'Kiss me deadly' and 'Back to the cave' were/are going to be massive hits. I can feel it.

Listening to shit music and doing nothing were physically and mentally tiring activities so by the end of it I was parched. My initial thoughts were, thankgoodness for this bubble cup place that also sold crap sushi and Asian food. Bubble cup, perfect. No! Wrong!

*WARNING* DO NOT BUY BUBBLE CUP FROM PRESTON MARKETS.
JUST BECAUSE PPL THERE ARE ASIAN DOESNT MEAN ITS THE SAME GOOD SHIT SOLD AT HIGHPOINT.

It was clearly inferior with large chunks of ice and 7 pieces of jelly that didnt fit properly through the straw. Waste of my money.

To add to insult - No 20 yr old SHOULD EVER be mistaken as her 57 yr old father's wife. Unless they're some kinda of gold digging whore or seriously dig that shit but man, wtf is wrong with these dirty bitches?

Just because...

Freedom and Justice are lovers.

Or


Had an acholol fueled 1 nighter to impress the boys.
Shame.

Another reason why kids SHOULD NEVER be left alone.
Bon Appetit!

P.s I have no idea how to make the top writing non-underlined. So bold is the new disguise. Looked for the button but it seems non existent. Fuck my technical illiteracy.

Public Holiday

There are pros and cons of working on a public holiday.

Pro: I made lots of these... and I calculated it to roughly equal what I'd make in a week, only this was in a day.

On the contrary...

Con: The scum of the northern burbs descended upon me with ridiculous demands and a "customer is always right" mentality.

Lets get this straight - the customer is NOT always right. Geddit?!
Just because you found it there doesnt mean you should get that $280 Logitech dock for $69! Someone CLEARLY shoved it there!

These people have nothing better to do and get real mad when they find out about the shortened trading hours. Fools! Spend some real time with your children, watch the race, learn how to read or get smashed because its the tradition on such public holidays.

Next time...Imma whip out the camera phone to catch the fashion faux pas committed today.

"Honey that maroon lip liner with pink lippy combo does not make your face look thinner"

Or

"Hey you, yes you with the white halter neck. Watch your balance because those tight ass denim leggings you wearing dont compliment your muffin top"

Seriously, scum women of the northern burbs. If your friend tells you that you look hot in those flared faceoff hipster jeans and gel'd back hair - then lose her coz she aint no friend of yours.

Thankgoodness for double pay. It makes such experiences bearable.